Thank you for visiting my Crazy Computer web page. This is the most complete and best joke program on the net and it's FREE ! With it, you can send many jokes to another computer. All you have to do is to copy a single program (no install required) and run it.

 

After that, run the Crazy Computer program and you are ready to send many jokes to it !!!

List of jokes that are possible to send to someone:

Start Application jokes

  • Start Windows Explorer,
  • Open Command Prompt window,
  • Open Task Manager window,
  • Show a progress bar saying "Please wait while Windows is updating your system. This may take a few minutes". But the progress is always on top and increase but start to decrease and increase again !!!,
  • Start Internet Explorer on any page you want.

Windows jokes

  • Hide or unhide the current foreground window,
  • Lock or unlock the current foreground window,
  • Fade out and fade in the current foreground window,
  • Minimize or maximize the current foreground window.

Mouse jokes

  • Set the mouse sensibility to HIGH, NORMAL or LOW,
  • Change or restore the mouse pointer,
  • Invert or restore the mouse buttons,
  • Hide or unhide the mouse pointer.

Keyboard jokes

  • Lock or unlock the keyboard (the keyboard will no longer type when locked),
  • Randomize or restore keyboard (when pressing a key, the key shown at the screen will be and random key),
  • Start or stop keyboard lights flashing.

Operating system jokes

  • Hide or restore the taskbar,
  • Freeze or unfreeze Windows (all the screen is frozen exept the mouse),
  • Lock or unlock the Start button,
  • Hide or unhide all the desktop icons,
  • Minimize or unminimize all the running applications,
  • Lock the computer,
  • Start the screensaver,
  • Flash the taskbar window.

Miscellaneous jokes

  • Lock and unlock keyboard and mouse,
  • Turn OFF or ON the monitor,
  • Open or close the CD tray,
  • Play a sound.

Send custom message error message joke

  • Send any custom message error.

Please donate

It was very long to code this program and I am sure that you will like it !!! If so, please do not hesitate to donate via Paypal ;)

It's free and you don't have to register with Paypal to donate (click the "Continue" link just at the left side of the page upside the credit card images). Thank you so much !!!

Download it !!!

OS Supported:

  • Windows 98 (some jokes don’t work)
  • Windows Me
  • Windows 2000
  • Windows XP
  • Windows 2003
  • Windows Vista

Download programs:

    Crazy Computer Client:       Client.zip        202 Kb
    Crazy Computer Server:      Server.zip       209 Kb

For Windows 98, you must download the Visual Basic Runtime freely here (without Windows validation):
http://download.microsoft.com/download/vb60pro/install/6/win98me/en-us/vbrun60.exe        1,01 Mb

No setup installer needed, no spyware, no adaware, no malware, no virus, just the executable program in two small ZIP files.
Both programs are free of any charges and can be distributed freely.

 

Installation notes:

Remember the port and the External IP address if you want to access the computer via the Internet, else, takes the Internal one to access it via a local network. After that, just run the Client on your PC and connect to the Crazy Computer Server. A maximum of 25 Clients can connect to the server and send message jokes to it at the same time !!! But, you have to be strategic if you want to be not discovered the first day! 

           Warning 1: If you have a firewall, you may be warned when you will start the server the first time and/or when the server will accept the first connection. So, please try at least one connection before leaving the Server computer to test it and accept when the firewall warning message pops up. Select "Always allow" the server to listen the port if you don’t want that the firewall pops up again after rebooting. 

           Warning 2: If you have an antivirus and/or an anti spyware, you may be warned when you will Quit the Server Configuration window if you check the option “Run the program at Startup”. It’s normal and you have to let the program to add itself to the startup if you want that the program will being automatically executed each time Windows restart.